Posted by Jack on February 28, 19100 at 21:04:36:
In Reply to: heidi is the mother of all women posted by matt on February 28, 19100 at 20:52:48:
: I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT HEIDI IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD. SHE IS NOT WORTHY OF THE PRIMITIVE WORDS THAT WE USE TO DESCRIBE HER. SHE IS THE MOST MAGNIFICANT OF ALL OF GOD'S CREATIONS. I CAN'T EVEN THINK DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT HER BECAUSE OF HER GORGEOUSNESS. TO DO SO WOULD BE TO RUIN HER BEAUTY, AS IF THROWING MUD ONTO A WORK OF MICHAELANGELO. OUR EYES ARE NOT WORTHY OF BEHOLDING THIS BEAUTY OF HERS. ALL MUST BOW DOWN TO HEIDI. (if not then may your soul burn in the fiery pit of hell)
DAMN STRAIT!